Hardik’s Info

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space…

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down…

Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail…

Dil se ek ishq ka
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon…

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya…

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain…
Problem yehi hai ki
voh ab read only hain…
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With the current petrol prices skyrocketing, Toyota has pre-emptively launched a new model to capture the market upfront. According to reliable sources, this new model does not run on petrol or diesel.  It is a new technological breakthrough in engine design using only biodegradable material and with very low maintenance costs. To avoid any last minute rush or stock out, please place early booking preferably six months in advance.

- Hardik Tank

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Answer: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at

One time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are

Getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect

Would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor

established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at

precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The

tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine

with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle

encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and

eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space.

This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.

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Check this video…

the T-junction is of DK (Dharam Karam) road - Ameerpet. i was staying at this place initially when I came to Hyderabad. I was passing through this road everyday without any fear! but now I have to be little careful !!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKa1wsZmIb4

- Hardik Tank

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